travis pastarama

tp is awesome
sometimes he ballses up the landings a bit...but still awesome!

moderators

for some reason moderators on discussion boards keep deleting my posts for "inappropriate language" - fuck that shit... i don't know what their problem is....oh crappity crapsticks....
gotta admit i get most of my info from discussion boards, they are fucking awesome:
CHICKENpotPIE Says:
IM REALLY, REALLY GAY.

TROLLIN FOR FISTERS Reply:

Ever payed pump the fist?

chewing on a muslim

alpha romeo have an odd logo - The man in the serpents mouth is called a biscione, and is a Saracen or Moor (aka: a Muslim)

they make cool looking cars that break down, so i guess its appropriate that they have a cool looking logo that may be a bit dodgy under scrutiny...

it's raining retards

if "loose change" is one of the most perceptive and revealing popular documentaries of our time, but it's not available in video shops, and it's not even mentioned on movie websites like www.allmovie.com while the running joke known as "an inconvenient truth" is applauded - would that be a bit suspicious? - do "they" run www.allmovie.com or are movie critics just gibbering retards?....questions for today

an american coup

COUP - PARTY MUSIC - in one of those awesome moments when someone just hits the nail right on the head - that would be the twin towers, and i guess that would be controlled demolishion by american terrorists
lucky the cover for the album was designed prior to the controlled demolition of the twin towers or it might have looked like they were exploiting terrorism for financial gain....
hopefully someone somewhere is watching "loose change 9/11: an american coup" or listening to "crackdown" by Cabaret Voltaire, or watching the muppet show

always pay for microsoft


and after i bought the new britney spears album and had the hedgehog enema i bought a copy of microsoft 7 because it would be illegal to just download it, and it's all working perfectly so i'm very pleased i did

wave

google are about to reinvent email with wave - i love google, they can be trusted with our email as well as all our other data....yep google reflect the kind of utopian data controllers i long for....and i think i'll have another enema today, with hedgehogs...

bunch of arse

check out the arse - i like arses, they make me think about enemas.....

got up

got up early, did 2 hours of yoga, went for a walk to the gym, went for a swim in the sea naked, ate a tofu salad, joined greenpeace, paid for some software online, gave myself an enema, with lentils, bought a korean car on trade me, listened to the new britney spears album, and...oh yeah, took a photo of the sun rising.....

boobs on bikes

"Those people that aren't interested in it, they just don't have to come to Queen Street. They should stay home and watch Mary Poppins instead."

trumpies

triumphs were the greatest cars of all time, writes one of my blog followers - how about some more trumph pics?
ok then i can do that
my first trimph - the famous blue one that was indestructible and did 15mpg
i couldn't find a pic of the purple one, but heres a pic of the white one which of course inherited the awesome mags
how could anyone bury a trumpy? sick dude...
this pic is from the 71 world rally - first car in the rally to get busted.....
suave and styling
they don't make cars like that anymore thank god.... but the blue one did 180kph no shit, and the white one once demolished a brand new 2001 land rover and barely got a dent, and the purple one could handle pretty rough off road thrashing - real cars!

danger dog

this dog is extreme

multi blogging

i know it's hard for my legion of followers, fans, rss addicts twitterers, and regulars (hi Ben!) but i have been delving into doing another blog - yep it looks sort of like this page doesn't it? - i like black. can't go wrong with black, unlike pink or beige, or lime green - you can really fuck up with colours like that....
it's a replacement for the out of date newsletter pages on www.wapfwellington.org.nz
to make up for it i've posted a pic of the new willie nelson album AND a 1971 Triumph 2.5PI - i know one day this will be the HOTTEST blog in the world!

howling at the moon

this is what the moon looks like from out my window
but i wanted something more Gothic looking so i did an effect in p-shop, but then i couldn't stop and did more effects, and just as i turned into a werewolf i hit save and kept this one
so in the end my picture of the moon looks sort of like i'm already on the moon, and maybe i am, like stanley kubrick when he directed the moon landing footage using the same techniques he used to make 2001 a space odyssey

murderburger

"this is what being single looks like"
ripped off from murderburger - very cool blog - fuck they have some cool stuff on murderburger
its just a real shame the slack bastards only update it about once a month...they need to get their shit together

the spirit

after being permanently put off superhero movies by the witless abomination known as dark knight, it was pretty cool to stumble upon an awesome superhero movie called the spirit - hated by critics of course, but what the hell it's pure style and i recommend it highly, unless you're a movie critic, in which case i recommend the incredible hulk with ed norton!

con job

It would take a pretty big pile of dead dinosaurs to account for the estimated 660 billion barrels of oil in the Middle East. I don't know what the precise dinosaur-carcass-to-barrel-of-oil conversion rate is, but it does seem like it would take a hell of a lot of dead dinosaurs. Even if we generously allow that a single dinosaur could yield 50 barrels of oil (an absurd notion, but let's play along for now), more than 130 billion dinosaurs would have had to be simultaneously entombed in just one small region of the world. But were there really hundreds of billions of dinosaurs roaming the earth? If so, then one wonders why there is all this talk now of overpopulation and scarce resources, when all we are currently dealing with is a few billion humans populating the same earth.

digger

sometimes i just feel like a damn good pic of a digger and this one is really smooth - maybe the best digger pic i've ever seen....
sometimes everything is complex and confusing but there is something zenlike about a digger

for americans only

Remember the last time you made pancakes? No? Well, let us remind you: it ended in sadness and confusion because you simply couldn't crank out the insane volume of pancakes you wanted / needed. Well, the ChefStack is here to help. It's a giant, automated machine with internal rollers, and its entire purpose is to do nothing but make pancakes (roughly 200 per hour). Using pre-filled bags of batter, this dude does all the work while you sit by.

the other ones

it's been said that there are two types of people - those who believe there are two types of people, and those that don't....

i have a fan

why don't you post more hardcore xxx porn pics of dynosores my fan asked
thants a damn good question...

the real moon landing

its a good job advances in graphics software have made it possible to recreate fake moon landing footage...or else people might think that nasa lost the original "footage" on purpose....
and then they might think the moon landing was a con job...like swine flu or 911 or y2k or the property bubble or global warming, or rising sea levels or vaccinations or tamiflu or peak oil or ... oh shit i'm turning into a damn pedophile....
but isn't it cool how that flag flutters in the breeze and casts no shadow....yeah thats fucking awesome!

we are all pedophiles in nz

i'd say this is the real reason why the nz gov about to make a sad attempt to stop people downloading things – nz is a test area for internet censorship – if it works here they will try it in usa, but I’m confident this will backfire on them in ways they don’t even begin to understand, and we will be able to work around anything they come up with, so no worries

wow - a filtering system “worth $150 000” (should pay for 2 half trained geeks with a computer) – and they can’t even filter sp@ m with one “worth” 20 million…. is our country turning into a scenic wonderland?

July 19, 2009

New Zealand Press Association

A euthanasia activist is questioning the Government's motives behind blocking access to objectionable websites.

The new Digital Child Exploitation Filtering System , worth $150,000, will be provided free to Internet Service Providers (ISPs) in a couple of months.

The Government said 7000 objectionable sites would be blocked to fight child sex abuse.

It would not release the list of sites because of fears that would encourage people to visit them, IT minister Steven Joyce said.

Australia recently took the same step, but the website www.wikileaks.org published the list, and a Queensland dentist, animal carer and school canteen consultant found themselves on it.

Australian Euthanasia activist Dr Philip Nitschke, who is visiting the country this week, said a legitimate euthanasia site had also been included in the list.

Mr Joyce's excuse that to release the list would increase traffic to the sites was "shallow and implausible", Dr Nitschke said.

"The simple fact is that the NZ Government, like the Australian Government, does not want the public to know what material they have taken the liberty to consider `objectionable'."

He called on wikileaks.org to immediately leak New Zealand's secret blacklist so website owners would know where they stood.

The software, called Whitebox, will reroute all site requests to government-owned servers.

It compares users' site requests with a list of banned links. If a match is found, the request is denied.

It will not cover email, file sharing or borderline material.

Internal Affairs censorship compliance head Steve O'Brien said the blacklist would be personally reviewed by staff each month and would be restricted to paedophilic content only.

The scheme was voluntary for internet service providers, but Telecom, TelstraClear and Vodafone, which represented more than 93 percent of the market, had expressed interest in adopting it.

It would not be used for law enforcement purposes, Internal Affairs secretary Keith Manch said earlier this week.

kung fubar

cool - sounds good, but maybe we could lay some guilt on whitey first, and then draw up a treatie to make the bastards pay bigtime, and then kill the fuckers...

hot legacy


even though its not phat, or nekid, or purple, the new subaru legacy is so damn hot i just had to blog it....oh jesus i'm turning into one of them.....

the demise of the fat man


say goodbye to fat with commander undies

a nekid grill

this blog needs more nekid grills - but only tasteful images, art not porn.....

p shop

make phat phatter, or thinnner, whatever floats your boat.... p shop is king

Fat man gallery


Coming soon to www.frot.co.nz - vision of phat - a gallery of abstract explorations of the new phat man
phatness in purple - the new beige

NZTrillion

the latest u-tube vid by NZTrillion is awesome brilliant and so true - swine flu! - another nice con job....

excess bagage

"Being overweight sometimes limits what you can do.”

Naked chicks on bicycles

 

Thanks Evan for all the San Francisco pics - now I can blog naked chicks and cycling in one quick post, so I can reduce my blogging time down from the 8 hours a week I'm spending at the moment :) 

 

led zep rules

a picture of Robert Plant playing soccer without any pants on!! i just stole this from another blog theres somrthing edgy about playing soccer with no pants on....

Easy Rider


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