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I've moved on to Facebook

2011-05-24T19:07:00.006+12:00

Yes it's true, I have become addicted to Facebook and don't have time to update this blog anymore
For more rancid spew see my website

FACEBOOK IS REPLACING BLOGGING

2011-04-23T16:02:00.008+12:00

I have become addicted to Facebook and don't have time to update this blog anymore

See my webpage about Facebook

I have given up my addiction to blogging, it was taking up too much time doing up to 6 blog updates a day, so I've written a Webpage About Facebook, and moved on to a Facebook Page. Hopefully all my followers on this popular blog will move on to Facebook with me and become fans.

One of the great things about the FB wall is that it forces people to keep it snappy and not blather on. Unlike Blogs!

A Facebook Wall Post (aka. status update) is limited to 420 characters (including spaces). And I think that's a damn good thing :)

If you have call to blather on in a blog like fashion for more than 420 characters you can do so if you post to "notes", which is a lot like a blog, except that many more people may look at your posts.

Only about six years ago bloggers were still considered semi literate opinionated idiots who were incapable of designing a real website or writing a real book. How things have turned! Now bloggers are launching tirades of venomous attack against people who only post things on facebook, insinuating that facebook users are not worthy of the serious literary content and long established history of blogging. Yes I do think that the ancient art of blogging is rapidly disappearing up it's own arse.

FUCK YOU I'M A NEW YEAR

2011-01-04T18:50:00.004+13:00

hairstyling

2010-11-20T16:12:00.002+13:00

now this is good hair

geeking out

2010-11-16T19:36:00.001+13:00

After taking the plunge and trying out using Linux for two months, it nearly drove me batty and I went back to Windows.

But I recorded everything I learned in a webpage: ”Linux – a n00b test drives Ubuntu”

If, like me you always wondered how Linux stacks up against Windows, this could be of interest.

If, on the other hand, you couldn’t give a toss about Linux, then it will probably bore the pants off you…

it's under control

2010-09-21T09:45:00.000+12:00

My blog addiction got out of hand and i had to cold turkey for a while - but i'm better now, and i'm in control of my dark passenger...

the ugly face of fascism

2010-05-23T10:49:00.001+12:00

Which media has the greatest vested interest in hyping the swine flu con-job to boost sales of vaccines?

Start with News Corp - Rupert Murdoch is the major shareholder, chairman and managing director of News Corp

News Corp owns Fox Broadcasting Company and 27 Fox Television Stations in major cities all over the USA, in addition to many cable channels, the Fox News channel, and 20th Century Fox film companies and studios. News Corp also owns the New York Post, the Wall Street Journal and Dow Jones.

On February 2, 2009, GlaxoSmithKline (manufactures of swine flu vaccine) announced the appointment of James Murdoch, son of Rupert Murdoch, as a non-executive director....

Calling Rupert Murdoch a swine would be a major insult to pigs

global warming - since 1976

2010-05-07T18:31:00.007+12:00

These days Hubert Lamb, the founder of the Climatic Research Unit, goes on about global warming a lot

But back in September 1972 he went on the coming ice age quite a lot!

At some point between 1972 and now he started lying through his teeth, but in 1972 he was actually telling an alarmist version of the truth

Originally known as the "ice man" for his prediction of global cooling and a coming ice age, following the UK's exceptionally hot summer of 1976, he switched to predicting imminent global warming

In August 2006, the Climatic Research Unit Building in the School of Environmental Sciences at the University of East Anglia was renamed the Hubert Lamb Building.

In the same year Lamb was hailed as 'instrumental in establishing the study of climate change as a serious research subject' in a report listing the 'top 100 world-changing discoveries, innovations and research projects to come out of the UK universities in the last 50 years'

Yep old Hubert is a serious scientist alright!

arnie was hot once in a slightly arian way

2010-04-11T10:18:00.000+12:00

but he's not so buff now....funny how old arnie seems to keep cropping up in illuminati stories- i might have to suss out his gig - and he's almost a fat man so i should probably blog him!

a quick ride down to europe

2010-04-11T10:04:00.000+12:00

possibly slightly p-shopped but still a cool pic

i even think half of it is real!

mini nukes 911

2010-03-22T20:32:00.011+13:00

ok i have to admit that after seeing the charts of the united airlines insider trading in oct 2001 and realising full well that 911 was in inside job way back then, after 9 years i am getting a bit over people going endlessly on about it without ever seeming to grasp that it was an obvious false flag operation all along, but this mini nukes theory is at least getting slow learners to sit up and take more notice!

if there is still anyone out there who thinks the three towers collapsed because of fire ( and there probably is...) then the argument about whether the building were demolished using thermite or mini nukes is probably well over their heads

a whole lot of things start to make more sense when atomic demolition is considered

Evidence that points towards Nukes at the WTC

1) heat generation at ground zero for six months
2) inability to quench ground zero heat with water
3) red hot/molten steel at ground zero
4) missing core columns from ground zero (vaporized during destruction)
5) spreading of sand at ground zero consistent with attempts to limit radiation
6) washing of steel recovered from pile consistent with radiation decontamination
7) extreme security for ground zero steel shipments consistent with limiting access to radioactive steel
8) extreme security at ground zero, limiting exposure, view of devastation
9) extreme pulverization of WTC concrete into very fine particles
10) disappearance of over one thousand human bodies from WTC debris
11) disappearance of furniture, phones, filing cabinets and computers from WTC debris
12) disappearance of elevator doors, office doors, office cubicle walls, toilets and sinks from WTC debris
13) several floor fragments fused together in “meteorite” object
14) bone fragments sprayed into Bankers Trust upper floor during destruction
15) multiple blast waves during destruction of tower
16) High rate of cancers, including thyroid cancer typically associated with radiation exposure, in ground zero responders
17) Melted, hanging skin in WTC survivor Felipe David in absence of fire
18) Vaporized press and crumpled steel door in WTC basement reported by Pecoraro
19) Steel beam bent in U, without cracking, evidence of extreme high temps
20) Small iron microspheres found by Jones et al in WTC dust— evidence of steel vaporization by high temps of nukes

but really when it comes down to it, this insider trading chart, that was available straight after 911, while not as exciting as nukes, is also pretty damn incriminating!

Oddly enough Hiroshima and Nagasaki were also called "Ground Zero" back in 1945

well maybe it's not that odd really because the definition of "ground zero" is "that part of the ground situated immediately under an exploding bomb, especially an atomic one"

facebook is my friend

2010-03-22T18:55:00.002+13:00

i think it's time i posted some more nekid pichers of myself on facebook so that google will know my arse when they see it...

freaking out over chemtrails

2010-03-02T19:32:00.004+13:00

chemtrails or contrails over whangarei?

from time to time punks call me a paranoid conspiracy theorist,but i have to say sometimes my theories look pretty good with the benefit of hindsight

but this week i'm calling other people paranoid conspiracy theorists - on my bogroll this week both claire sweeny and open your eyes have been going on about chemtrails over northland....

their evidence is thin, they are showing pics that include clouds and contrails - it's summer, northland is often hot and dry, so that isn't evidence of chemtrails either - meanwhile it's been unusually wet in wellington and many other places this summer, and on balance there's nothing strange about one place being dryer and another wetter than usual - that's just chaos theory in action

for evidence i want to see videos of planes spraying, turning the trails on and off and back on again, and making some grid patterns

even i (the paranoid tripper) don't think the stuff over northland is chemtrails at this point - extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - now a video of action like in the american photo below would be compelling - in 8 years of looking out for them, i've never seen anything remotely like this in nz

to be fair, open your eyes have links to videos of real chemtrails here - now if there was shit like that in nz skies i'd be freaking out!

female football fans

2010-02-23T18:28:00.002+13:00

brazil fan

i'm not a football fan myself, but i had to post these pics to show how hot english chicks are...

liverpool fan

the new global warming

2010-02-22T18:55:00.002+13:00

now that the global warming con has fallen on it's head it's time for next eco-scare

the new bollocks is already being test marketed - "Laughing Gas Crisis" "Oxygen Crisis" "Plastics"

eg.

"There exists a more serious crisis than the ‘CO2 crisis’: the oxygen levels are dropping and the human activity has decreased them by 1/3 or ½" – Peter Tatchell of the UK Green party – UK Guardian – August 13, 2008

“In the view of Professor Ervin Laszlo, the drop in atmospheric oxygen has potentially serious consequences. A UN advisor who has been a professor of philosophy and systems sciences, Laszlo writes: Evidence from prehistoric times indicates that the oxygen content of pristine nature was above the 21% of total volume that it is today. It has decreased in recent times due mainly to the burning of coal in the middle of the last century. Currently the oxygen content of the Earth’s atmosphere dips to 19% over impacted areas, and it is down to 12 to 17% over the major cities. At these levels it is difficult for people to get sufficient oxygen to maintain bodily health: it takes a proper intake of oxygen to keep body cells and organs, and the entire immune system, functioning at full efficiency. At the levels we have reached today cancers and other degenerative diseases are likely to develop. And at 6 to 7% life can no longer be sustained.”

jeepers i think i'll have to post a pic of a phat man to offset this bollocks emission...

think - it's not illegal yet

2010-02-22T18:40:00.002+13:00

i'm liking this new blog - think - it's not illegal yet - it's a bit like mine, a manly black colour, lots of stuff about new world order oppression - all it needs is more pics of hot chicks and more pics of nekid phat men and it would be serious competition, but my blog is still number one

what's up with Ljubljana?

2010-02-09T19:16:00.002+13:00

holy crap now that's an internet connection - with one like that i could pirate everything in the world before dinner and then still have time for a leisurely dump...thats awesome!

now where the hell is Ljubljana??

more new zealand internet censorship

2010-02-07T12:27:00.001+13:00

Google already censor the hell out of the internet in NZ, but here's another example of NZ internet censorship

Two major news websites, Infowars.com and Prisonplanet.com, both of which are run by documentary maker and radio show host Alex Jones, have been found to be selectively blocked in New Zealand

The block appears to be confined to those whose ISPs use Asia Netcom for their international internet traffic. Telstraclear, Vodafone and Worldxchange Communications, are not effected, but Woosh, Orcon, Slingshot, Telecom and Ihug users, amongst others, are.

stiring from hibernation

2010-02-07T12:15:00.002+13:00

a 10% wake up rate in 3 months is pretty good....

the number of British people who are sceptical about climate change is rising, a poll for BBC News suggests.
The Populus poll of 1,001 adults found 25% did not think global warming was happening, a rise of 10% since a similar poll was conducted in November.
The findings are based on interviews carried out on 3-4 February 2010.

american rider on the storm

2010-02-06T15:15:00.004+13:00

homes for clitorises

2010-02-06T15:10:00.004+13:00

happeh theory

2010-01-30T13:35:00.005+13:00

every once in a while i find life changing information...

Excessive masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled

According to Happeh Theory, Excessive Masturbation will lead to blindness in one eye, loss of use of the limbs on one side of the body, development of homosexual feelings, and many other physical and mental health problems.

i never knew this stuff - its amazing

for further proof and research see this link

i'm against it

2010-01-26T19:47:00.001+13:00

global warming protest

2010-01-26T19:45:00.000+13:00

thousands protest global warming

new decade resolution 4

2010-01-15T19:03:00.000+13:00

post more sexy pitchers of myself nekid in posing pouches

new decade resolution 3

2010-01-15T18:51:00.005+13:00

post pics of cool shit even if its not that funny because cool shit is awesome

this is a yamaha rd350

new decade resolutions 2

2010-01-15T18:44:00.001+13:00

post more funny shit on blog, faster, without checking speeling, and dont worry about bad things like hillary clinton - hell shes not coming anyway...

new decade resolution

2010-01-15T18:35:00.006+13:00

spend less time blogging and more time having leisurely dumps

like a yoyo

2009-12-19T09:11:00.005+13:00

it was hotter in 2005 than now

and it was a lot hotter in 1250 than 2005

so in other words temp has nothing to do with co2, or pollution, or population

the global warming scam is kinda complex, but no one who hasn’t realised that the earth is getting cooler right now has much chance of getting it!

climate for sock puppets

2009-12-10T10:47:00.006+13:00

the 1000+ leaked emails on the global warming con-job from are available from wikileaks

they are very revealing

here are some samples:

FAITH, NOT SCIENCE: “This is all gut feeling”

Phil Jones shows his faith:

I would like to see the climate change happen, so the science could be proved right, regardless of the consequences. This isn’t being political, it is being selfish.

Phil Jones to his CRU staff:

I hope you’re not right about the lack of warming lasting till about 2020. I’d rather hoped to see the earlier Met Office press release with Doug’s paper that said something like - half the years to 2014 would exceed the warmest year currently on record, 1998!

From Phil Jones to Adelaide-born Tom Wigley, now of the US University Corporation for Atmospheric Research, saying he cannot believe the Medieval Warm Period really was warmer:

Bottom line - there is no way the MWP (whenever it was) was as warm globally as the last 20 years ... this is all gut feeling, no science, but years of experience of dealing with global scales and variability.

From Phil Jones to Michael Mann, on the death of Australian sceptic John Daly:

In an odd way this is cheering news!

COVERING UP: “Destroy the emails”

Phil Jones warns Michael Mann that Steve McIntyre and Prof Ross McKittrick, two sceptics who first debunked Mann’s “hockey stick”, are now wanting to check CRU data:

If they ever hear there is a Freedom of Information Act now in the UK, I think I’ll delete the file rather than send to anyone ... We also have a data protection act, which I will hide behind.

From Phil Jones to Michael Mann and others:

PS I’m getting hassled by a couple of people to release the CRU station temperature data. Don’t any of you three tell anybody that the UK has a Freedom of Information Act!

Phil Jones to American climatologist and IPCC lead author Benjamin Santer:

I did get an email from the FoI person here early yesterday to tell me I shouldn’t be deleting emails - unless this was normal deleting to keep emails manageable!

Phil Jones to Michael Mann, just three weeks after an FOI request from sceptic David Holland:

Can you delete any emails you may have had with Keith re AR4?

Keith will do likewise ... Can you also email Gene and get him to do the same?

SILENCING SCEPTICS: “Beat the crap out of him”

Ben Santer on a sceptical climatologist :

Next time I see Pat Michaels at a scientific meeting, I’ll be tempted to beat the crap out of him.

Phil Jones on cheating on deadlines to sneak warmist material into the IPCC:

Ammann/Wahl - try and change the Received date! Don’t give those sceptic something to amuse themselves with.

Tom Wigley on ousting the editor of Geophysical Research Letters (achieved):

If you think that Saiers is in the greenhouse sceptics camp, then, if we can find documentary evidence of this, we could go through official AGU channels to get him ousted.

Phil Jones to Michael Mann on keeping two sceptics’ papers from the IPCC:

I can’t see either of these papers being in the next IPCC report. K and I will keep them out somehow - even if we have to redefine what the peer-review literature is!

Michael Mann on removing the editor of Climate Science (achieved):

How to deal with this is unclear, since there are a number of individuals with bona fide scientific credentials who could be used by an unscrupulous editor to ensure that anti-greenhouse science can get through the peer review process (Legates, Balling, Lindzen, Baliunas, Soon, and so on).

Michael Mann to the CRU’s Tim Osborn and Keith Briffa, on blocking sceptics’ comments on his RealClimate website:

We can hold comments up in the queue and contact you about whether or not you think they should be screened through or not ...

OUR THEORY ISN’T WORKING! “Where the heck is global warming?”

IPCC lead author Kevin Trenberth privately tells Mann, Santer, Wigley, Jones and leading alarmists such as Stephen H. Schneider and James Hansen that the data doesn’t show what their climate models predicted:

… where the heck is global warming? We are asking that here in Boulder where we have broken records the past two days for the coldest days on record. ... The fact is that we can’t account for the lack of warming at the moment and it is a travesty that we can’t.

WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

It doesn’t mean all global warming science is bogus. But it does mean the process used to produce it is corrupted.

It means “peer review” is too often “mates’ review”. It means sceptical scientists have not had the hearing they deserve, and leading warmist scientists have not been honest or frank.

It means the “consensus” of scientists we hear of may not actually exist and the IPCC reports cannot be trusted to be balanced.

It means that claims we’ve never been hotter are false or unproven, and much research now needs to be rechecked.

And at heart it means global warming theory is too weak to accept, being contradicted by a decade of climate.

Even Tim Flannery, the alarmist who claimed global warming could cause Sydney, Brisbane and Adelaide to run out of water by last summer, now admits - after reading some of these emails - that “the computer modelling and the real world data disagree”, since “for the last 10 years we’ve gone through a slight cooling trend”.

while gullible sock puppets and sheeple are busy arguing over whether global warming is "man made" they are not noticing the more critical point...THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING - IT'S GETTING COLDER......

climategate

2009-12-08T09:53:00.001+13:00

great to see there's a few people who are still awake

global warming has to be the biggest con in years, but holy crap the suckers are lining up to hand al gore some cash for it

DERAIL THE NEW WORLD ORDER THROUGH INFORMATION AND RESISTANCE....

asbestos

2009-11-12T11:12:00.002+13:00

for anyone into joining dots, this subject is a major 911 dot!

wig out dude

2009-11-12T11:08:00.002+13:00

Andre Agassi released an autobiography titled, "Open: An Autobiography," in November 2009. In it, Agassi admits to using and testing positive for methamphetamine in 1997, and that his distinctive long hair was actually a wig; in Agassi's opinion, his defeat in the 1990 French Open final was partly due to issues with the wearing of the wig.

it's only been 8 years

2009-11-08T17:03:00.004+13:00

911 - planes, no planes, etc - people are still arguing about this... i only have two words! INSIDE JOB

my take on the no planes wtc towers stuff is that most of it is double spin designed to keep people arguing about the wrong things....

my best guesses from the evidence is that:

there was no large plane at the pentagon but that was hit by a missile fired from a global hawk plane or a helicopter

there was no plane at all in Pennsylvania, that was just some a explosives in a field to give a very poor illusion of a plane crash

and both trade towers were wired from to bottom with demolition charges so it didn't really matter what hit them - but I think they were both hit by actual planes - us airforce Boeing KC-767TT airborne refueling aircraft (capable of carrying 15,000 gallons of jet fuel), flown by remote control from tower 7 control bunker...

but whatever, one thing is certain - all the official stories always were blatently obious bullshit, and it time to argue about new con jobs like "swine flu" "global warming" and NWO puppet obama

going off

2009-11-06T08:57:00.006+13:00

the idea of blowing up parliament is something we celebrate every year on the 5th November but now it's more likely the politician's would pretend to blow themselves up and then blame it on "terrorists"...

but it's a great ideal to celebrate and i'm very pleased with this pic of wellington harbour from mt vic

time for a neo passport

2009-10-28T06:45:00.004+13:00

the passport for ‘Neo’ in The Matrix, released in 1999.

yet another meaningless coincidence, there was only 3650 days for the producers to choose from, and it's not like the matrix is about global control or anything...

but in Neo’s file, his passport shows an expiration date of ‘11 SEP 01

travis pastarama

2009-10-28T06:18:00.005+13:00

tp is awesome

sometimes he ballses up the landings a bit...but still awesome!

moderators

2009-10-28T06:08:00.005+13:00

for some reason moderators on discussion boards keep deleting my posts for "inappropriate language" - fuck that shit... i don't know what their problem is....oh crappity crapsticks....

gotta admit i get most of my info from discussion boards, they are fucking awesome:

CHICKENpotPIE Says:

IM REALLY, REALLY GAY.

Barney Frank Reply: October 27th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Really??? What is your age??

TROLLIN FOR FISTERS Reply: October 27th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Ever payed pump the fist?

chewing on a muslim

2009-10-08T17:33:00.007+13:00

alpha romeo have an odd logo - The man in the serpents mouth is called a biscione, and is a Saracen or Moor (aka: a Muslim)

they make cool looking cars that break down, so i guess its appropriate that they have a cool looking logo that may be a bit dodgy under scrutiny...

it's raining retards

2009-10-05T16:06:00.005+13:00

if "loose change" is one of the most perceptive and revealing popular documentaries of our time, but it's not available in video shops, and it's not even mentioned on movie websites like www.allmovie.com while the running joke known as "an inconvenient truth" is applauded - would that be a bit suspicious? - do "they" run www.allmovie.com or are movie critics just gibbering retards?....questions for today

an american coup

2009-10-03T18:24:00.007+13:00

COUP - PARTY MUSIC - in one of those awesome moments when someone just hits the nail right on the head - that would be the twin towers, and i guess that would be controlled demolishion by american terrorists

lucky the cover for the album was designed prior to the controlled demolition of the twin towers or it might have looked like they were exploiting terrorism for financial gain....

hopefully someone somewhere is watching "loose change 9/11: an american coup" or listening to "crackdown" by Cabaret Voltaire, or watching the muppet show

always pay for microsoft

2009-10-03T17:06:00.007+13:00

and after i bought the new britney spears album and had the hedgehog enema i bought a copy of microsoft 7 because it would be illegal to just download it, and it's all working perfectly so i'm very pleased i did

wave

2009-10-03T17:00:00.005+13:00

google are about to reinvent email with wave - i love google, they can be trusted with our email as well as all our other data....yep google reflect the kind of utopian data controllers i long for....and i think i'll have another enema today, with hedgehogs...

bunch of arse

2009-10-03T16:57:00.004+13:00

check out the arse - i like arses, they make me think about enemas.....

got up

2009-10-03T16:47:00.003+13:00

got up early, did 2 hours of yoga, went for a walk to the gym, went for a swim in the sea naked, ate a tofu salad, joined greenpeace, paid for some software online, gave myself an enema, with lentils, bought a korean car on trade me, listened to the new britney spears album, and...oh yeah, took a photo of the sun rising.....

boobs on bikes

2009-09-26T20:51:00.003+12:00

"Those people that aren't interested in it, they just don't have to come to Queen Street. They should stay home and watch Mary Poppins instead."

trumpies

2009-09-17T17:45:00.007+12:00

triumphs were the greatest cars of all time, writes one of my blog followers - how about some more trumph pics?

ok then i can do that

my first trimph - the famous blue one that was indestructible and did 15mpg

i couldn't find a pic of the purple one, but heres a pic of the white one which of course inherited the awesome mags

how could anyone bury a trumpy? sick dude...

this pic is from the 71 world rally - first car in the rally to get busted.....

suave and styling

they don't make cars like that anymore thank god.... but the blue one did 180kph no shit, and the white one once demolished a brand new 2001 land rover and barely got a dent, and the purple one could handle pretty rough off road thrashing - real cars!

danger dog

2009-09-16T19:24:00.002+12:00

this dog is extreme

multi blogging

2009-09-16T18:38:00.007+12:00

i know it's hard for my legion of followers, fans, rss addicts twitterers, and regulars (hi Ben!) but i have been delving into doing another blog - yep it looks sort of like this page doesn't it? - i like black. can't go wrong with black, unlike pink or beige, or lime green - you can really fuck up with colours like that....

www.wapf-wellington.blogspot.com

it's a replacement for the out of date newsletter pages on www.wapfwellington.org.nz

to make up for it i've posted a pic of the new willie nelson album AND a 1971 Triumph 2.5PI - i know one day this will be the HOTTEST blog in the world!

howling at the moon

2009-09-05T10:47:00.005+12:00

this is what the moon looks like from out my window

but i wanted something more Gothic looking so i did an effect in p-shop, but then i couldn't stop and did more effects, and just as i turned into a werewolf i hit save and kept this one

so in the end my picture of the moon looks sort of like i'm already on the moon, and maybe i am, like stanley kubrick when he directed the moon landing footage using the same techniques he used to make 2001 a space odyssey

murderburger

2009-09-05T10:35:00.004+12:00

"this is what being single looks like"

ripped off from murderburger - very cool blog - fuck they have some cool stuff on murderburger

its just a real shame the slack bastards only update it about once a month...they need to get their shit together

the spirit

2009-09-05T10:01:00.005+12:00

after being permanently put off superhero movies by the witless abomination known as dark knight, it was pretty cool to stumble upon an awesome superhero movie called the spirit - hated by critics of course, but what the hell it's pure style and i recommend it highly, unless you're a movie critic, in which case i recommend the incredible hulk with ed norton!

con job

2009-09-04T10:28:00.002+12:00

It would take a pretty big pile of dead dinosaurs to account for the estimated 660 billion barrels of oil in the Middle East. I don't know what the precise dinosaur-carcass-to-barrel-of-oil conversion rate is, but it does seem like it would take a hell of a lot of dead dinosaurs. Even if we generously allow that a single dinosaur could yield 50 barrels of oil (an absurd notion, but let's play along for now), more than 130 billion dinosaurs would have had to be simultaneously entombed in just one small region of the world. But were there really hundreds of billions of dinosaurs roaming the earth? If so, then one wonders why there is all this talk now of overpopulation and scarce resources, when all we are currently dealing with is a few billion humans populating the same earth.

digger

2009-08-24T19:21:00.006+12:00

sometimes i just feel like a damn good pic of a digger and this one is really smooth - maybe the best digger pic i've ever seen....

sometimes everything is complex and confusing but there is something zenlike about a digger

for americans only

2009-08-15T13:11:00.001+12:00

Remember the last time you made pancakes? No? Well, let us remind you: it ended in sadness and confusion because you simply couldn't crank out the insane volume of pancakes you wanted / needed. Well, the ChefStack is here to help. It's a giant, automated machine with internal rollers, and its entire purpose is to do nothing but make pancakes (roughly 200 per hour). Using pre-filled bags of batter, this dude does all the work while you sit by.

the other ones

2009-08-15T13:04:00.004+12:00

it's been said that there are two types of people - those who believe there are two types of people, and those that don't....

i have a fan

2009-08-05T17:17:00.004+12:00

why don't you post more hardcore xxx porn pics of dynosores my fan asked

thants a damn good question...

the real moon landing

2009-07-20T15:29:00.006+12:00

its a good job advances in graphics software have made it possible to recreate fake moon landing footage...or else people might think that nasa lost the original "footage" on purpose....

and then they might think the moon landing was a con job...like swine flu or 911 or y2k or the property bubble or global warming, or rising sea levels or vaccinations or tamiflu or peak oil or ... oh shit i'm turning into a damn pedophile....

but isn't it cool how that flag flutters in the breeze and casts no shadow....yeah thats fucking awesome!

we are all pedophiles in nz

2009-07-20T14:59:00.004+12:00

i'd say this is the real reason why the nz gov about to make a sad attempt to stop people downloading things – nz is a test area for internet censorship – if it works here they will try it in usa, but I’m confident this will backfire on them in ways they don’t even begin to understand, and we will be able to work around anything they come up with, so no worries

wow - a filtering system “worth $150 000” (should pay for 2 half trained geeks with a computer) – and they can’t even filter sp@ m with one “worth” 20 million…. is our country turning into a scenic wonderland?

July 19, 2009

New Zealand Press Association

A euthanasia activist is questioning the Government's motives behind blocking access to objectionable websites.

The new Digital Child Exploitation Filtering System , worth $150,000, will be provided free to Internet Service Providers (ISPs) in a couple of months.

The Government said 7000 objectionable sites would be blocked to fight child sex abuse.

It would not release the list of sites because of fears that would encourage people to visit them, IT minister Steven Joyce said.

Australia recently took the same step, but the website www.wikileaks.org published the list, and a Queensland dentist, animal carer and school canteen consultant found themselves on it.

Australian Euthanasia activist Dr Philip Nitschke, who is visiting the country this week, said a legitimate euthanasia site had also been included in the list.

Mr Joyce's excuse that to release the list would increase traffic to the sites was "shallow and implausible", Dr Nitschke said.

"The simple fact is that the NZ Government, like the Australian Government, does not want the public to know what material they have taken the liberty to consider `objectionable'."

He called on wikileaks.org to immediately leak New Zealand's secret blacklist so website owners would know where they stood.

The software, called Whitebox, will reroute all site requests to government-owned servers.

It compares users' site requests with a list of banned links. If a match is found, the request is denied.

It will not cover email, file sharing or borderline material.

Internal Affairs censorship compliance head Steve O'Brien said the blacklist would be personally reviewed by staff each month and would be restricted to paedophilic content only.

The scheme was voluntary for internet service providers, but Telecom, TelstraClear and Vodafone, which represented more than 93 percent of the market, had expressed interest in adopting it.

It would not be used for law enforcement purposes, Internal Affairs secretary Keith Manch said earlier this week.

kung fubar

2009-07-17T15:51:00.005+12:00

cool - sounds good, but maybe we could lay some guilt on whitey first, and then draw up a treatie to make the bastards pay bigtime, and then kill the fuckers...

hot legacy

2009-07-01T19:30:00.004+12:00

even though its not phat, or nekid, or purple, the new subaru legacy is so damn hot i just had to blog it....oh jesus i'm turning into one of them.....

the demise of the phat man

2009-07-01T19:24:00.001+12:00

say goodbye to phat with commander undies

a nekid grill

2009-06-28T11:17:00.002+12:00

this blog needs more nekid grills - but only tasteful images, art not porn.....

p shop

2009-06-27T12:48:00.002+12:00

make phat phatter, or thinnner, whatever floats your boat.... p shop is king

new fat man gallery

2009-06-24T21:01:00.002+12:00

coming soon to www.frot.co.nz - vision of phat - a gallery of abstract explorations of the new phat man

phatness in purple - the new beige

NZTrillion

2009-06-17T09:22:00.005+12:00

the latest u-tube vid by NZTrillion is awesome brilliant and so true - swine flu! - another nice con job....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbSpPs05YAc

www.trillion.co.nz

excess bagage

2009-06-17T00:03:00.002+12:00

"Being overweight sometimes limits what you can do.”

naked chicks on bicicles

2009-06-15T10:01:00.004+12:00

thanks evan for all the san francisco pics - now i can blog naked chicks and cycling in one quick post, so i can reduce my blogging time down from the 8 hours a weeek i'm spending at the moment :)

led zep rules

2009-06-14T23:43:00.004+12:00

a picture of Robert Plant playing soccer without any pants on!! i just stole this from another blog theres somrthing edgy about playing soccer with no pants on....

easy rider

2009-05-16T11:01:00.003+12:00

this is the future of bicicles

hit count

2009-05-01T12:32:00.004+12:00

suk my swizzle stick world - this blog is the shiz the shizzle and the shit's tits !!!

scroogle

2009-05-01T12:23:00.002+12:00

scroogle is a great website

www.scroogle.org

they use AND abuse google and they are way cool!

Swines

2009-04-30T11:04:00.003+12:00

looks like the usa/nwo have rolled out their favorite biological weapon again

should be good for tamiflu sales

shit its been years since they tried this little scam (at least several)

and last time it was called "bird" flu

who would guess?

those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it and all that....

new toys

2009-04-27T17:43:00.002+12:00

lego - now that's the shit....nothing like a good whipping

heavy handbag

2009-04-23T18:14:00.003+12:00

i've seen the light - drum and bass is better than heavy metal - i'm going to give up metal and become a baseler!

my blogging is a bit intermittent because by the time i've updated facebook my-space bebo linked in and old friends i'm always busting to take a big dump and twitter about it before i get started on weapons and warcraft - think i might start a discussion board for people whose blogs are suffering because of addictions to online puppeteering

start a riot

2009-04-04T15:32:00.001+13:00

they want us to riot and if we don’t they will do it themselves:

'Rioter' and police dealing with the 'rioter' - all wearing the same police-issue boots. Just a coincidence, nothing to worry about.

new world order puppet party

2009-04-04T14:00:00.003+13:00

G20 summit: Gordon Brown announces 'new world order'

Gordon Brown announced the creation of a "new world order" after the conclusion of the G20 summit of world leaders in London.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5097195/G20-summit-Gordon-Brown-announces-new-world-order.html

One trillion dollars will be made available to the IMF

and for everyone who ever said "the new world order is just a conspiracy theory" - time to get sheared!

shag more kangaroos

2009-03-26T09:37:00.003+13:00

re just a bunch of witless roo shaggers but i think they as powerful as the chinese and can censor the internet and force everyone to use web 2.0 and if they can manage to jam their heads far enough up their own sphincters no one will post anything on wikileaks about them shagging kangaroos ever again

join your own dots

2009-03-21T14:26:00.003+13:00

israel + google + microsoft = sex with goats cult

satan is a goat

2009-03-16T19:20:00.005+13:00

ever since i became a hevy mettler my hand keeps making the sign of the goat

people started to say i was a satanist....

but its all cool really, i just have a thing for goats!

i want a hotter body

2009-03-10T18:57:00.004+13:00

a fat arse would be awesome - i think i'll get an arse implant... and udders - i wish i had udders and a big fuk off tat of a bicycle hub - now that's cooler than a mermaid with massive jugs!

10 years

2009-03-06T12:06:00.004+13:00

i don't make a habit of doing personal blogs because it's a sick and depraved habit, but this one is personal - even though i pinched it from my friend oli - me too

I wish to mark the 10th anniversary of the tragic death of my good friend Sam Raphael. He was killed on February the 20th 1999 and we are the poorer for his passing. Hardly a day goes by I don't think about him...

cokehead

2009-02-28T19:57:00.003+13:00

coke is the shit - good for your body, good for your mind

develop your inner moron with coke

www.frot.co.nz/wheels/coca-cola

twits

2009-02-27T19:37:00.006+13:00

i've been on holiday and on holiday i wanted to update my blog every day from my cell phone

so i signed up with TwitterMobile, Tweetie, Twinkle, Twitterrific, and Twidget

and i would have done lots of twittering but my cell phone got stuck up my arse so i was unable to twitter... damn shame!

so i had to rent a motor boat and spend all week fishing....

hot tranny action

2009-02-12T15:03:00.003+13:00

jeepers i don't know what the hell this is but it freaks the crap out of me so its bloggable

heath legder died for this ???

2009-01-25T10:06:00.005+13:00

the dark knight is one of the most over rated movies I’ve ever seen

5 star reviews for a steaming pile of dung

the dialogue is incomprehensible mumbling of clichés, and the entire plot is mindless

I’m just trying to work out what Zionist mind control the thing is trying to achieve – I think mindless hypnotic states of fear paranoia and stress in general

I wish i hadn’t watched it, but on the other hand I think it helped me to appreciate the onion movie more - especially that bit where they call film critics GAYWADS!

ultimately everyone likes what they like, but when gaywad film ctitics say the dark knight is great and the onion movie suks, it's time to say gaywad movie critics suk!

looks like someone else noticed:

www.thedarkknightsucks.com

new rothschild puppet

2009-01-22T15:59:00.005+13:00

"Ask not what your bank can do for you, ask what you can do for your bank"

gillian anderson goes off

2009-01-13T07:21:00.006+13:00

new gillian anderson picher in da hood - thanks black mamba - and really that was a damn good reason to post 3 other gillian pichers - next resolution - post more hot babe in rubber and sideboob action

eastside gangster

2009-01-13T07:06:00.004+13:00

say woof mothafucka!, woof mothafucka!

Mighty mowed his ass, take his block fo' the hustlas

Post up, make about a million a month

Hittin' Bloods!, switchin' guns!

man cougar

2009-01-13T07:00:00.006+13:00

freelance whore pimp slut player man-whore ho biggot gigolo sugar daddy prostitute bigot skank man slut candyman sex prositute sexual favours please women. douche hustler moonbat pimpalicious hooker candy man promiscuous love mack daddy liberal man cougar is ready for casual work

and my next new years resolution is to say nice things about my friends

party like a pig thanger

2009-01-11T18:38:00.006+13:00

relentless partying has bolloxed up my blogging, i need to stay away from the bong and keep my mind on the blog or it will all turn to shit, and my new years resolution is to blog every day or go to a party, which ever comes first.

and also to offend less fuckers by wearing speedos when i garden naked so that google don't have to post pictures of my crack

new years eve

2008-12-31T17:13:00.002+13:00

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

delete cookies

2008-12-06T12:15:00.002+13:00

the blog with it all

2008-11-26T10:24:00.011+13:00

since i've gotten into metal i haven't had much time to blog - but to make things quicker i'm doing one post with everything - a months worth in one go! - heavy metal AND hot babes (x2) AND a fat man/pornstar AND some funny shit AND a NWO plot TRUE METAL jessica biel scarlett johansson

aka: Scarlett Johanson; Scarlet Johansson, Skarlett Johnson; Scarlett Johansen; Scarlett Johanssen Two movies worth seeing are "The Illusionist" staring Jessica Biel, and "The Prestige" staring Scarlett Johansson - both historical movies about magicians with cool plot twists - see I didn't just put these pics because they are hot babes! the pornstar fat man - Ron Jeremy a bozo loses it if he had just worn some studded leather speedos this guy would have been styling.... A NWO PLOT: fluoride makes people docile and stupid, and therefore easier to control. it's no good for teeth at all - that's a load of horseshit - and why since 1945? - because the nazis found it great in their trails on concentraion camp victims, and english speaking nations controlled by the usa have dosed their sheeple with it since the end of wwII

google is a large dog pissing on our heads

2008-11-08T08:57:00.016+13:00

i've already said this - www.wheels/gooble.htm and i'm certainly not the only person to notice it...

Professor Hermann Maurer, chairman of Graz University's Institute for Information Systems and Computer Media in Austria is in New Zealand saying so right now:

"Google knows just about everything about you. google is so good at collecting information it violates data protection laws in many countries, including new zealand.

Around 61 billion internet searches are conducted on google each month.In the United States, on average 57 per cent of searches are conducted with Google, and up to 95 per cent of internet users use Google sometimes.

Speaking at Auckland University's Business School Professor Maurer said Google's search engine were not the problem as such, but rather the way they linked the up to 50 Google applications. He said the United States based company had teams of people and software constantly analysing content, including what is in Gmail.

"Its not the search engine as such, it's the fact that they can put together lots of information from various services. It is from this that they have lots of information about you."

People did not need to even use Google products to give themselves away.

A product, Google Analytics, is installed on internet service providers (ISPs) and everyone who uses them is recognised and the information is passed onto Google.

In his study they had surveyed 300,000 ISPs, and 83 percent of them had Analytics.

It records every action a user takes and makes it available to the ISP who can know what their customers are doing.

"It is a beautiful piece of software. It has only one little hitch and this information is passed onto Google," Professor Maurer said.

Google also has a new browser, Google Chrome, that sends every URL or internet page visited to Google.

He said it was not just information on individuals Google kept, but it also had incredible details on companies. It often knew more about the fate of a company than any of its shareholders could ever know. It was in a unique position to know which companies were worth buying and which were not.

"Google's open aim is to know everything there is to know on Earth," his report said.

"It cannot be tolerated that a private company has that much power: it can extort, control, and dominate the world at will."

As well as BLOGGER and their huge search engine, google also has dozens of other ways to spy on us... including: Chrome Browser, Earth, Gmail, and Picasa

Yes, google own this blog - right now google are pissing on my head - and yours too!

another right wing retard

2008-11-04T20:22:00.008+13:00

new zealand's own answer to sarah palin - bill english - right wing deputy retard

remember which party this bozotard is standing for when you vote on saturday !!!!

Another secretly taped conversation with National's deputy leader has surfaced, recording Bill English expressing concerns about "moralistic" views expressed by US presidential candidate Barak Obama.

The recordings were made by a young man who infiltrated National's annual conference in August, and they have been leaked in batches to TV3 News.

Mr English has previously apologised for saying during a conversation with the imposter that he would like to eventually sell Kiwibank.

He is heard on tonight's tape saying: "I'm a bit worried about this whole Obama and Europe thing, just because there's a limited effectiveness in being moralistic about international relations and Europe has turned out to be particularly ineffective even in its own backyard.

"And the

can argue over-do it (sic) and Bush should have put a different window dressing - there still needs someone willing to pull the trigger."

if only someone would shoot bill english!

PC - that's my gig, PC is groovy

heavy dangler

2008-10-31T11:06:00.003+13:00

heavy metal is better than pichers ov hot nekid slappers

i jus got fan mail!

Dude, you need to move into the 21st century. Seriously.

i submit

2008-10-28T09:39:00.016+13:00

My submission to the government on why i don’t want to be poisoned by fascists:

I ask ERMA to decline the following applications by AgReseach for commercial production using genetically modified animals in

New Zealand

Application GMC07012 to import live animals, sperm, embryos, human and monkey cell-lines, to develop GE animals;

Application GMD08012 for indoor development; research, breeding and production;

Application GMD07074 development in outdoor containment production.

Application GMF07001 for field tests for commercial production, around the country.

I oppose the applications because I am totally opposed to all forms of genetic modification and while I realize you are pawns of the New World Order and don’t give a toss, hell you may as well have one more submission to ignore…

Note: One more submission AGAINST the applications. Count it, bin it, microchip it, watch it on CCTV, whatever.

Thomas Anderson

linux in da house

2008-10-26T11:39:00.007+13:00

testing testing... yes it seems to work.... one small step for microscum oppressed man! that's PClinuxOS-2007 - i am not madcore geek styles but this really is a crisp OS!

wellington - london of the south pacific

2008-10-26T10:45:00.006+13:00

yep they have this crap in Spain too, but maybe with more irony... here in Wellington they could jam a CCTV right up the average person's sphincter and they would just think they were having a good time

this is all for your own good....