boobs on bikes

"Those people that aren't interested in it, they just don't have to come to Queen Street. They should stay home and watch Mary Poppins instead."

trumpies

triumphs were the greatest cars of all time, writes one of my blog followers - how about some more trumph pics?
ok then i can do that
my first trimph - the famous blue one that was indestructible and did 15mpg
i couldn't find a pic of the purple one, but heres a pic of the white one which of course inherited the awesome mags
how could anyone bury a trumpy? sick dude...
this pic is from the 71 world rally - first car in the rally to get busted.....
suave and styling
they don't make cars like that anymore thank god.... but the blue one did 180kph no shit, and the white one once demolished a brand new 2001 land rover and barely got a dent, and the purple one could handle pretty rough off road thrashing - real cars!

danger dog

this dog is extreme

multi blogging

i know it's hard for my legion of followers, fans, rss addicts twitterers, and regulars (hi Ben!) but i have been delving into doing another blog - yep it looks sort of like this page doesn't it? - i like black. can't go wrong with black, unlike pink or beige, or lime green - you can really fuck up with colours like that....
it's a replacement for the out of date newsletter pages on www.wapfwellington.org.nz
to make up for it i've posted a pic of the new willie nelson album AND a 1971 Triumph 2.5PI - i know one day this will be the HOTTEST blog in the world!

howling at the moon

this is what the moon looks like from out my window
but i wanted something more Gothic looking so i did an effect in p-shop, but then i couldn't stop and did more effects, and just as i turned into a werewolf i hit save and kept this one
so in the end my picture of the moon looks sort of like i'm already on the moon, and maybe i am, like stanley kubrick when he directed the moon landing footage using the same techniques he used to make 2001 a space odyssey

murderburger

"this is what being single looks like"
ripped off from murderburger - very cool blog - fuck they have some cool stuff on murderburger
its just a real shame the slack bastards only update it about once a month...they need to get their shit together

the spirit

after being permanently put off superhero movies by the witless abomination known as dark knight, it was pretty cool to stumble upon an awesome superhero movie called the spirit - hated by critics of course, but what the hell it's pure style and i recommend it highly, unless you're a movie critic, in which case i recommend the incredible hulk with ed norton!

con job

It would take a pretty big pile of dead dinosaurs to account for the estimated 660 billion barrels of oil in the Middle East. I don't know what the precise dinosaur-carcass-to-barrel-of-oil conversion rate is, but it does seem like it would take a hell of a lot of dead dinosaurs. Even if we generously allow that a single dinosaur could yield 50 barrels of oil (an absurd notion, but let's play along for now), more than 130 billion dinosaurs would have had to be simultaneously entombed in just one small region of the world. But were there really hundreds of billions of dinosaurs roaming the earth? If so, then one wonders why there is all this talk now of overpopulation and scarce resources, when all we are currently dealing with is a few billion humans populating the same earth.