Am I blogging yet?
About 10 years ago when websites were the new frontier and it was all groovy fun, hit counters used to just go up one each time you hit refresh, and we used to just sit there hitting refresh and pretending we had friends
Now we have trackers that can tell what each “unique visitor” had for breakfast and how tight they clench their sphincter when they surf, this blog thing is like returning to a pre-anal childhood memory, when it was just fun to imagine that the world was hanging on every word in cyberspace.
